the Weatherman gave me marijuana
with a forecast of clouds in my brain
losers like flood waters
filled his driveway like pourin' rain

it didn't take long until everybody knew
a new dealer had stormed into town

Mennonite drive-bys
satellite fly-bys
backroads smitten with trees
come to Kentucky
maybe you'll get lucky
he'll be here 'til a quarter 'til three

Mary Beth gave me a hobby
of filming her shower scenes
she told me to wait in her lobby
with a hundred other high school teens

we all knew what she wanted
and I was hoping to be first in line

Mennonite drive-bys
satellite fly-bys
backroads smitten with trees
come to Kentucky
maybe you'll get lucky
she'll be here 'til a quarter 'til three


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